formosusiniquis:

Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.



whorizonwireless:

you are currently a ‘basic bitch’ please upgrade to ‘premium bitch’ for only 3 payments of $19.95



polygonal-lasso:

I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.



shavingryansprivates:

and i hate when people on here try to glorify not having friends like shut up it’s fucking horrible i had like maybe one friend throughout all of high school and it’s an awful and seemingly meaningless existence that serves only to make you feel shitty about yourself it’s not fucking cute



hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight



ignitionremix:

love this deal

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