Syris;"Trick or treat!"

"No tricks, kids. Just treat her right," Drake says. He hands them an apple each and returns to his armchair.+


if a white girls says “aww you’re like a brother to me” dont feel curved, you know damn well white people fuck they siblings

1. Because a woman brought into this world will inevitably be given pepper spray “just in case.”

2. Because by sixteen, a young girl knows how to avoid being sexually assaulted, while a boy of the same age does not fear sexual assault in the slightest.

3. Because a girl who mocks men is a bitch, and a boy who mocks women is joking.

4. Because a girl who has sex is a slut, and a boy who has sex is a man.

5. Because in a murder, the killer is at fault, but the blame of rape is often put on the victim.

6. Because we teach girls how not to get raped instead of teaching anyone simply not to rape.

7. Because a woman should put more clothes on if her outfit makes a man uncomfortable, because his self control is her responsibility.

8. Because feminists just need to chill out.

9. Because a 22 year old sex-obsessed virgin can murder 7 people, and the problem is that someone should’ve just slept with him.

10. Because not all men are predators, but yes, all women are prey.

There’s a fucking womanifesto for you.


Nancy Jo? This is Alexis Neiers calling. I’m calling to let you know how disapp.. Fuck. Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers. I’m calling to let you know how disappointed I am in your story. How horrible you shit on me- (YOU LIED!) Would you stop? (YOU FUCKING LIED!) STOP IT! Stop it, mom. (YOU LIED!) STOP! GOD DAMNIT! Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling. I’m calling to let you know how disappointed I am in your story. There’s many things that I read in here that were false. Like you saying that I wore six inch Louboutin heels to court with my tweed skirt, when I wore four inch little brown bebe shoes. (TWENTY NINE DOLLARS!) EVERY TIME YOU FUCKING YELL I HAVE TO RERECORD IT!


I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

i dont think anyone can watch jersey boys and not end up being thirsty for the main cast like its not possible 

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